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“This guy is brutal … he should be held accountable … he cannot remain in power.”

President Joe “Bare Shelves” Biden to kick-start the 2022 MLB season. Sure we had a rough year in 2021 but as promised we have retooled and our plan is to “Build Back Better” … but if we run into trouble Plan B is to tell a joke about Will Smith’s wife, take one for the team, press charges and collect.

Changes. Part 1. Max Scherzer and Chris Bassitt are Mets. Josh Donaldson is a Yankee. Carlos Correa, Gary Sanchez, Gio Urshela and Sonny Gray are Twins. Freddie Freeman is a Dodger. Derek Jeter went home. Trevor Bauer is homeless. The Bridge is still called Cuomo. The subways are as dangerous as Ukraine and Dr. Fauci refuses to hang up his stethoscope … to be continued.

The Brewers are at Wrigley Field. Milwaukee, projected to play in the postseason, goes with Corbin Burnes (11-5). Good choice. The K artist struck out 234 in 167 innings last year. Kyle Hendricks went 14-7 for a Cubs team that went through wholesale changes. Play 10 units on the home-dog Cubbies.