It’s over! Nine months ago, the Over/Under on the phony relationship between Kim Kardashian and overachieving Pete Davidson was set at six months. It’s over! … Casper Sleepers, a mattress company, is looking for professional nappers. Qualifications include: a desire to sleep, general laziness, lack of hustle and no interest in running to first base. Paging Robinson Cano! 

Cleveland visits Detroit after winning back-to-back games against the Astros. Shane Bieber (6-6, 3.39) has won two in a row, allowing three runs over 13 innings while fanning 16 Rays and Snakes. The Tigers’ Tyler Alexander (2-5, 4.04) makes another spot start after losing his last pair. Backing the Biebs and the GuarIndians for 10 units. 

Mets 5, Reds 1. We were done after Justin Dunn gave up a two-run homer to Starling Marte, the second batter he faced. Chris Bassitt pitched eight for the win. Skidding, but up +1,941 concepcions.