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Hey listen, I’m as surprised as you are.
Elon Musk (Department of Government Efficiency) demanded I name five things I’ve done this week.
Told him I haven’t done anything in four months, but somehow this musketeer slipped through the cracks and is back to take a crack at the 2025 MLB season.
Time to catch up.
Donald Trump sent Kamala Harris home.
Joe Biden pardoned everyone but Dolly Parton before he went home. Los Angeles burned. So did Teslas across the country.
The Department of Education is on the way out.
MSNBC’s Joy Reid is already out … Sorry hold on, I’m getting a text. Nah, spam.
Details about how the U.S. is going to attack the Houthis in Yemen. … Where were we?
Pete Alonso circles the bases after hitting a solo home run during the Mets’ 6-6 exhibition tie with the Yankees on March 24, 2025. Sam Navarro-Imagn ImagesThe Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America.
The Panama Canal is the U.S. Canal.
The Eagles won the Super Bowl. Barron Trump grew 2 feet.
Tracy Morgan puked on the MSG floor during a Knicks game, and Snow White wants to “Free Palestine!”
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