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The 94th All-Star Game.

You’ve seen a few.

President Biden has seen them all.

Our analysis? A game whose teams are loaded with pitchers and players who have screwed us since April.

The Pirates’ rookie sensation Paul Skenes starts for the NL.

The Orioles’ Corbin Burnes for the AL.

Skenes will be the first rook to start since Hideo Nomo (1995).

We had the National League last year when they won, 3-2.

This year? The Dodgers’ Will Smith “slaps” in the go-ahead run before the Reds’ Hunter Greene chucks the final out after upchucking on the mound.

Play $50 on the NL.


  Bryce Harper and the NL aim to win the All-Star Game. Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports Bryce Harper and the NL aim to win the All-Star Game. Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

This idiot put $50 on the Bravos’ Marcell Ozuna who was eliminated in Round 1.

Learn all you need to know about MLB Betting

Our first pick, the Pirates’ 270-pound Rowdy Tellez, who has mashed more than a few taters, decided not to participate.

Teoscar Hernandez wins. We lose.

Down -1,006 henryaarons.

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