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Congratulations to Nina “Weird Al” Jankowicz. Her rewritten “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” was so funny it landed her a job as head of the “Disinformation Board.” Some real/fake issues Nina will have to decide on: the border problem, inflation, John Sterling’s play-by-play, CNN, whether Stitches is a public handicapper and whether “My Pillow” is the most comfortable pillow you will ever own? She has work cut out for her. 

Mike Clevinger’s back from Tommy John surgery and excited to make his return for San Diego against his former team. Cleveland, now the Guardians, counters with Zach Plesac, who was whacked for six runs in 3 ²/₃ innings by the Angels in his last start. Play 10 units on the Padres. 

Refuse to lose! The Yankees (10) and Stitches (6) stretched their winning streaks. Yanks 3, Jays 2. Gleyber Torres knocked in all three runs. Up +238 pepitones.