What the … Donald Trump in a friendly town hall on CNN? What’s next? The Hunter Biden Memorial Day cookout on Hannity?

… Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas may be looking to get his own late-night show: “Our borders are not open.”

Funny, but the Mets are not laughing.

With Citi Field parking lots a possible destination for the overflow of migrants, the Mutts are looking to shore up their pitching staff.

Think the Mets wish they still had Taijuan Walker?

Maybe.

Walker was brutal, surrendering 13 runs over his 7 ¹/₃ innings but rebounded, giving up just one run over six strong against Boston.

Philly is in Colorado.

Austin Gomber goes for the Balboas.

He’s won three straight, allowing just three runs over 17 innings.

Philly’s won three in a row as well. $50 on Philly.

Fernando Tatis Jr. tattooed the first pitch of the game, but the Twins came back to pop the Pods, 5-3. Winning streak is over.

Down -602 jackmurphys.