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Happy Halloween!

Dawn of the Dead,” starring Graham Gano and Danny — uh, Tommy — DeVito will be playing for the next two months at MetLife Stadium.

And “Ratatouille, Nightmare on Any Street,” featuring a cast of millions, will be shot on the streets and subways of NYC.

Tough call. Narrowed my costumes to two. Sam “My Crypto” Bankman-Fried or Mike “My Pillow” Lindell.

Boooo? Don’t need Halloween. Stitchenestein has been booed all season.

Last year, we feasted on Belgian chocolate truffles.

This year? Milk Duds.

Game 4 in Arizona on Tuesday, and eventually we need the Snakes to end up in the pet sematary.

Starters? Like my costume, they’ll be going deep into the bullpen.

Texas opening its pen game with lefty Andrew Heaney.

The D’backs? Joe Mantiply.

We will take the Rangers for $100.

Max Scherzer (back tightness) and Adolis Garcia (side tightness) left the game.

We experienced stomach tightness as the Rangers bagged the Snakes, 3-1.

Felt better when the Lions beat the Raiders, 26-14.

Split, but down -1,993 vanhelsings.