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“Hey Stitch. Now that the Yankees have eased up on the facial hair ban, does this open the door for Zach Galifianakis to make his MLB debut?”

— Joe from Brooklyn

After the past two games, Zach could do no worse.

Hey, I hear Jelly Roll can hit. Just not sure how he would look running the bases in pinstripes.

Galifianakis and Jelly Roll will not be playing the part of 007 in the next James Bond movie.

Now that Luigi Mangione has been eliminated from consideration, James Carville and Bartolo Colon have emerged as the clear favorites.

Twins and Royals in Kansas City.

Joe Ryan (five runs over 10 innings) goes for Minnesota.

Seth Lugo (four runs, 11 innings) for K.C.

Bet $50 on the Royals.

Paul Skenes may very well be the best pitcher in baseball.

Not Tuesday night.

Skenes had never given up five runs in a game. Until Tuesday night.

The Pirates couldn’t overcome the deficit and lost to the Cards 5-3.

Still up +210 sanguillens.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.