GUYS WITH KIDS (NBC) What? This is still on? Time to send those chowderheads off to Costco to buy bulk paper goods — and lock them in the store. Vivian Zink/NBC
3 of 5
RAISING HOPE (Fox) A little of Martha Plimpton goes a long way — and three seasons has been enough. Beth Dubber
4 of 5
THE NEIGHBORS (ABC) The stupidest show on television. We need to move on as a nation. ABC
5 of 5
TWO AND A HALF MEN (CBS) First, Charlie. Then Angus. Please, shut down the funny farm before Jon Cryer goes postal. CBS