MOST HAPPY FELONS
SO you think you can dance? Think again.
There are only 181 bars and restaurants in the five boroughs
currently licensed for legal booty shaking thanks to the city’s Prohibition-era cabaret law, which requires any establishment to obtain a license before allowing three or more people to move their feet to the beat.
And it’s not easy to get one – the number of licenses doled out by the city has dramatically decreased over the years.
Footloose New Yorkers have struck back with protests, parades and even a lawsuit: Last year a state appeals court upheld the cabaret law after a group of dancers sued the city on the grounds that the law violated their right to free expression. But despite that setback, the Bloomberg administration recently signaled it would revisit the law and possibly even lift the ban.
“One of the biggest reasons people come to the city is to have a good time and dance, and to make that illegal is absurd,” says DJ Rekha, whose popular “Basement Bhangra” party is a longtime fixture of local night life.
“Ultimately it comes down to basic rights and that people should be able to dance where they want to.”
These are the 10 spots we can’t wait to see get their licenses – you’ll be
surprised some of them don’t have one already.
Bembe
81 S. Sixth St., Williamsburg; (718) 387-5389
This Brooklyn boite heaves with live percussion, global beats and gyrating bodies. One nation under a groove, indeed.
APT
419 W. 13th St.; (212) 414-4245
For years, this Meatpacking District lounge has been home to some of the city’s best DJs, and while the downstairs setup isn’t exactly conducive to busting a move, it would at least be nice to have the option.
Beatrice Inn
285 W. 12th St.; (212) 243-4626
If Lindsay wants to get down, she’s gonna have to hotfoot it to the Beatrice’s new Atlantic City outpost. And here we thought dancing was supposed to be a wholesome outlet for 12 Steppers!
Don Hill’s
511 Greenwich St.; (212) 219-2850
When it isn’t showcasing earsplitting rock bands, this grungy SoHo club plays host to an array of fashionable downtown parties. Who knew they didn’t have a cabaret license?
The Frying Pan
26th Street at West Side Highway; (212) 989-6363
All this rusty boat – now anchored at Pier 66 – needs to make it Manhattan’s best al fresco party spot is legal dancing on weekend nights.
K&M
225 N. Eighth St.; Williamsburg; (718) 388-3088
Last Saturday a sweaty Hasid got busy to Mariah Carey’s “Fantasy” amidst a sea of sloppy-drunk hipsters, proving if there’s a place where we can all get along, it’s the dance floor of a former pierogi shop turned beer bar.
S.O.B.’s
204 Varick St.; (212) 243-4940
Apparently you’re supposed to just
stand around while listening to reggae, salsa and samba at this veteran Afro-Latino club.
Sullivan Room
218 Sullivan St.; (212) 252-2151
With its pumping sound system and bunker-like digs, this Village lounge is missing just one key ingredient.
Water Taxi Beach
Hunters Point, Second Street and Borden Avenue, Long Island City; watertaxibeach.com
Why not go ahead and ban volleyball at this beachside bar, too? It also involves groups of people moving around.
The Yard
388-400 Carroll St.; Gowanus; theyard.ws
All we’re saying is we saw a bunch of 4-year-olds engaged in some highly suspicious activity at a recent installment of this outdoor club’s Sunday afternoon party.

