YOU won’t have to be Uri Geller to see who’s bending the metal on Lifetime’s upcoming reality series, “Gay, Straight or Taken?”

Each week an available woman will go on dates with three men – one who’s straight and available, (an oxymoron if there ever was one), one who’s taken, (but whose wife obviously lets him go on dating shows) and one who’s gay (available, just not for her).

Women who pick correctly get a vacation trip with the guy.

If she picks taken or gay, the man gets the prize. Don’t ask.

It’s set to start in January.