I QUIT FOR MY MULES
I didn’t quit smoking in the name of good health – I did it in the name of expensive shoes.
Even before the price of a pack of cigarettes rose from $5.50 to $7 yesterday, I estimated I was spending at least $2,000 a year on a pack-a-day smoking habit.
According to my calculations, that worked out to roughly five pairs of $400 Manolo Blahniks – twice that many on sale. (Thanks to the new tax, I’ve got another two pairs of mules in my future!)
So, nine weeks ago, the day after my 32nd birthday – 13 years after I began puffing – I smoked my last cigarette.
This was a big deal for a lot of reasons, not least of all because I co-author a weekly bar column.
I could sweat through not lighting up after my first cup of coffee. I even learned to chew gum to relieve stress during a tight deadline.
But researching the Bar Belles column was tough.
What’s a swig of beer without a drag off a cigarette to ease it down? The methodical nature of these actions made me feel comfortable and complete.
In the end – aside from an arsenal of 21-milligram nicotine patches, God bless them – the only thing that stands between my lips and a Vantage Ultra Light is my pride. Nothing bothers me more than failure. I knew there are people who didn’t think I can do this. That drives me crazy.
The thought of sitting down for a drink and having them smile smugly as I light up is just too much for my ego.
That’s the scenario I imagine every time I come close to caving in – and believe me, I’ve come very close.
And then there are the shoes. I do feel kind of shallow admitting that the thing that’s kept me off nicotine is the promise of a visit to the Bergdorf Goodman shoe department.
But so far, it’s worked.
I know my reason for quitting is far from politically correct – that you’re supposed to do it for health reasons.
I see the opportunity to live longer as an added benefit.
Aside from wanting new and more expensive shoes, my other motives were equally vain: I was sick of having gray skin, yellow teeth and bad breath and spending so much cash having the smoke smell dry-cleaned from my good clothes.
But by God, they worked.
And that’s what I’ve been telling friends who’ve asked for advice: Don’t worry about quitting for the “right” reason.
The only right reason is the one that works for you.
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INSTEAD OF SMOKES
HERE’S what Libby suggests buying with the $2,555 you’d save by quitting a pack-a-day smoking habit:
* 2 fringed Missoni halter dresses ($1,200 each).
* 6 Botox injections from Skinklinic ($375 each).
* 9 pairs of Alice & Olivia pants ($275 each).
* 17 massages at Bliss Spa ($145 each).
* 102 Petit Bateau tank tops ($25 each).

