Joanna Garcia and Nick Swisher (Getty Images)

Actress Sofia Vergara (FilmMagic)

The Twilight Saga

Out

*Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly
*Demi Lovato
*WikiLeaks
*Jeggings
*Vampires and werewolves
*Haute Chinese
*Sky-high stilettos
*Lil Wayne
*The Bowery
*Reality shows about 30-somethings trying to conceive
*Recession
*Obsessing over
*Christina Hendricks
*Justin Bieber, puppy-love crooner
*Gallery hopping
*Jay Leno
*Simon Cowell
*Taking pictures of your junk (Ahem, Brett Favre!)
*Half the cast of “Glee”
(Cory Monteith as Finn)

In

*Nick Swisher and Joanna Garcia
*Olivia Wilde
*Actually keeping secrets
*Actual jeans
*Zombies and aliens
*Haute Thai
*Mid-level heels
*Ja Rule
*Kenmare Street
*Reality shows about pregnant teens
*Cautious optimism
Obsessing over Sofia Vergara
*The Notorious B.I.E.(ber), rapper
*Drunk brunching
*Conan O’Brien
*Steven Tyler (doing his best Simon Cowell impression)Getting your junk scanned by the TSA
Half the cast of “Glee” (Chord Overstreet as Sam)