Mark does the ‘waveA (cooked) chicken in every pot . . .

I triple-checked this one, and it’s no joke – reality TV guru Mark Burnett (“Survi vor,” “The Apprentice”) is, indeed, helping make micro wave cooking safe for every American.

Burnett is a partner in LA- based Microwave Science JV LLC, which invented True CookPlus, a technology which guarantees that “fro zen, refrigerated and shelf stable products” are cooked thoroughly and safely, “every time.” It’s even endorsed by the National Frozen and Re frigerated Food Association – and you know how power ful they are.

“TrueCook Plus makes vague microwave package in structions obsolete,” Burnett vows. Do you doubt him?

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Ratings:

* The Mets 7-2 opening- day victory over the Marlins averaged 407,000 viewers on SNY – the best season opener, on a Regional Sports Network, in team history.

* First Quarter: CNN won the cable news prime-time race, in persons 25-54, for the first time in six years.

* Nick’s “Kids’ Choice Awards” snared a record 7.4 million viewers last Saturday. Last, but not least: * Lifetime has ordered a second season of “How to Look Good Naked” (Carson Kressley). It’ll expand to an hour in July.

* Today: Kim Raver (“Lip stick Jungle”) participates in a Barnes & Noble Autism Speaks Storytime Event (66th & Broadway, 4 p.m.).

* Congrats to Ch. 11’s Lisa Mateo and husband Jose on the arrival of Jiselle.

* We pulled a wrongo: Luke Perry played Dylan McKay on “90210.”