Booker for a chat: J.Lo’s sis dish on ‘ET’

J.Lo!

OK, now that I’ve gotten your attention, Jennifer “J.Lo” Lopez will be featured on tonight’s “Entertainment Tonight” (7 p.m../Ch. 2), talking to “ET’s” Chris Booker from the set of her photo shoot for the cover of Vibe magazine’s July “Sexy” issue.

Booker is also boyfriend to J.Lo’s sister, Lynda Lopez, and they co-host a radio show weekdays on Blink 102.7 (formerly WNEW).

“Well, knowing the two of you, it would make for interesting banter,” J.Lo says of the “Booker and Lopez” show. “I think that both of you are very smart and intelligent people – very opinionated, which makes for good radio personalities. If you guys could learn how to mesh together and not let it turn into a lover’s quarrel . . . it would be fabulous.”

J.Lo also expounds on:

The impression that she wakes up looking perfect: “I am a human person, am a real person. I don’t always walk around in the drag, you know? In the thigh-high boots. Not everyday.”

Her ’80s look in the upcoming Vibe: “Everything that is old is new again . . . So I decided that I wanted to do an eighties supermodel thing ’cause that was like the height of sex and sexiness with women – big womanly women.”

‘PLJ is Hogan’s hero for ad spot

The biggest winner in “Joe Millionaire” wasn’t Evan Marriott, but butler Paul Hogan, who became an underground hero of sorts and actually fashioned a second career for himself.

Hogan and his “Joe Millionaire” compadre, runner-up Sarah Kozer, were reunited for the first time since the show’s finale for a WPLJ (95.5 FM) commercial starring Scott Shannon and Todd Pettengill. The ad was shot last week at The Pleasantdale Chateau in West Orange, N.J. – and included a 30-second parody of “Joe Millionaire.”

The “Scott & Todd” ad will debut here tonight during the “Will & Grace” episode guest-starring Madonna (9 p.m./Ch. 4).

Chalke mark: Stars have a heart

Rebecca Budig, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Patricia Field, Sarah Chalke and many more have all designed denim jackets for “Swarovski’s Celebrity Heartthrobs Crystallize Denim” campaign, which benefits The American Heart Association.

Budig, who plays Greenlee Smythe on “All My Children,” is the project spokesperson. The jackets will be unveiled today (noon-1 p.m.) at the Swarovski Gallery Store (625 Madison Ave.), with Budig in attendance, and will be auctioned on eBay through May 9, with all the proceeds donated to The American Heart Assoc.

Ling makes return to ‘The View’

Lisa Ling, who left “The View” last year for National Geographic’s “Ultimate Explorer,” will return to co-host the show the week of May 26. She kicks off her new cable gig on June 1 with the premiere of “Yao Ming: Made in China,” in which she snagged a rare on-air interview with newly minted NBA star Yao Ming.

Last, but not least . . .

Kelly Ripa visits today’s “Good Morning America” (7-9 a.m./Ch. 7). She’s got a new book, “I Love You, Mom!”

Alan Thicke, playing hockey, lost five teeth and received 30 stitches Tuesday in Burbank. Thicke was taking a break from writing his new book, “How Men Have Babies” (Jodere Group) when he got smashed in the face with a puck.

I pulled a wrongo: The battlin’-over-bail couple appears on today’s “Judge Judy” (4 p.m./Ch. 4).