“I’m so glad we’re such good, platonic friends. And nothing more.” Marian

“I choo . . . choo . . . choose you. As my backup date.” Gigi

“In honor of the day of love, I should probably tell you I’m married.” Eric

“Hey, hot stuff! Oops, I meant to send this to your mom.” Zac

“Will you — and your hot best friend — be mine?” J.R.