Super Bowl Media Day, that annual jubilee of football journalism (read: a ticketed costume party), went down Tuesday at Newark’s Prudential Center.

Here we’ve preserved some of the best images from the festivities:

Regis to Peyton: “Was that your final answer?”

After deflecting a question from this young fan, Richard Sherman berated him for being mediocre.

It’s the viral dance sensation Cousin Terio, of course!

“Would you like to hear the Piana Sonata No. 14 in C-sharp major?”

The cummerbund really ties the whole Broncos elf ensemble together: 

How did Bane get a credential? 

Found him! 

Sometimes the reporter becomes the story…