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Valentine’s Day has finally shed the pressure to be anything other than authentic. Sure, it’s a holiday practically made by brands selling us the drugstore chocolates and roses, but it’s stuck around for so long because, whether we like it or not, all we need is love. Self-love, that is.

V-day is no longer just about the roses, the reservations, and the pretending you’re into prix-fixe menus. Now, it’s about choosing your own adventure — solo, partnered, playful, or all of the above — and gifting (or getting) accordingly.

We’re talking about sex toys.

This new-era philosophy is baked into LoveHoney’s Valentine’s sale, which takes a refreshingly flexible approach to the holiday. With gifts designed for her, him, couples, and anyone who simply wants and deserves better options than a box of mystery-age chocolates, LoveHoney’s Valentine’s edit is built for modern relationships…or the blissful absence of one.

Many of these picks are currently marked down up to 70% for Valentine’s Day. Translation: this is an excellent moment to upgrade, experiment, or stock up on the things you’ve tended to bookmark and forget about until…oops, it’s February 15.

Ah, the modern legend. A bestseller for a reason, the Rose combines elegant design with targeted stimulation that’s intuitive and surprisingly powerful. It looks giftable enough for Valentine’s night but earns its cult status long after the wrapping paper’s gone.

This one responds to sound, making it feel a little futuristic in the best way. It’s playful, interactive and ideal for anyone who appreciates tech-forward design without a steep learning curve.

Two sensations in one sleek device, designed for variety without complication. It’s a strong pick for someone who likes options (and doesn’t want to choose just one experience).

Compact, discreet, and straightforward, the Passion Pod is proof that smaller doesn’t mean underpowered. It’s a great entry point for beginners or a travel-friendly favorite for seasoned users.

Designed with comfort and sensation in mind, this option adds warmth and vibration to the mix without feeling over-engineered. It’s practical, elevated and refreshingly not novelty-coded.

A curated kit that removes the guesswork and invites experimentation. It’s an ideal set for couples who want variety without building a collection from scratch.

This article was written by Kendall Cornish, New York Post Commerce Editor & Reporter. Kendall, who moonlights as a private chef in the Hamptons for New York elites, lends her expertise to testing and recommending cooking products – for beginners and aspiring sous chefs alike. Simmering and seasoning her way through both jobs, Kendall dishes on everything from the best cookware for your kitchen to chef-approved gourmet meal kits to the full suite of Ninja appliances. Prior to joining the Post’s shopping team in 2023, Kendall previously held positions at Apartment Therapy and at Dotdash Meredith’s Travel + Leisure and Departures magazines.