Hondo, with an assist from the one and only Jimmy Shields, found his way to a Ray payday last night, scoring in Oakland to move 330 ashburns north of solvency.

Tonight, he’ll try some good ol’ fashioned double- dippage with the Cubs and Giants. Ten units apiece.

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From e-mailer Bob Scotti, following up on Mr. Aitch’s call for a vaccination to prevent soccer fans from being bored to death: Do you know why so many kids play soccer? So they don’t have to watch it! … Hillary attended church services Sunday in Bowling Green, Ky., and was treated to a sermon on adultery. She seemed familiar with the topic, be cause she kept blurting out comments like: “Amen!” “Hallelujah!” and “You got that right, Reverend!”

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