Dodger ball for Hondo
Hondo suffered a third straight flush job last night when he went draino with the Metamucils, whose failure to make a deposit for him increased the IOUs to 885 ceys.
Today, Mr. Aitch is figuring on Ely to man up against the Small Bears — 10 units on the Dodgers.
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The Daily Ruse yesterday had a baffling headline on its front page about LeBron going to Miami: “WHO CARES” Hmmm, who cares? That’s a tough one. Maybe it’s the newspaper that spent the last several months on its knees begging LBJ to come to New York, and even started up a website — GetLe Bron.com — dedicated to furthering that effort. That’s right, it was the Daily Ruse! It must have been the hurt from the sore knees talking. . . . Dirty Dave Letterman, the lascivious Late Show host, didn’t re ceive an Emmy nomination this year. Hondo would like to thank the academy.
