Hondo’s first foray into the wonderful world of ice hockey was poultry in motion last night as the Ducks goosed the Sharks to elevate the earnings to 505 malzones.

Tonight, the Rays may be psychologically dam aged after Thursday night’s colossal collapse, but it shouldn’t matter against Beckett. 10 units on the one and only Jimmy Shields.

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Bruce Springsteen told a crowd at an Obama fundraiser that its time to “rise up and take back this country.” That’s a message that really hits home when it comes from a guy like Bruce who’s had such a rough go of it for all these years. hondo@nypost.com