Hondo falls again
The A’s failed their assignment yesterday against the Chisox, which sent Hondo swirling down the drain for a third straight day.
Tonight, with the debt up to 1,105 adcocks, Mr. Aitch expects Johnson to have his way with the Metamucils — 10 units on the Marlins.
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Michael Moore has agreed to join “Countdown” with Keith “Gasbag” Olbermann (aka Uberdork) as a contributor when the show rears its ugly head next month. Word is Uberdork had to outbid “The Biggest Loser” for Moore’s services . . . No word on whether Moore will participate in “Friday Nights With Thurber,” the deadly dull segment in which Gasbag reads excerpts from James Thurber novels. Maybe Ubie can ditch the wingback chair he reads from and use Moore as a beanbag chair . . . Now that Moore is on board, sources say execs are close to working out simulcast deals with Cubavision, al Jazeera TV and China Central Television.
