Hondo barked up the right tree yesterday in Colo rado, where he scored with the Rockies over the Phillies at a nice price that lowered the deficit to 70 hahns.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects to be Livan the good life in Miami with the Metamucils — 10 units on Her nandez.

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Bruce Springsteen and the wife in a Jersey divorce trial are denying he’s the other man. But just to keep things smooth with wife Patty, Bruce instructed his crew at last night’s show in Denver to actually plug in her guitar and microphone . . . There’s a new product out called Le Whif that lets the consumer breathe in chocolate from a lipstick-sized container. If it seems a little pricey at $51 for a case of 24, you can always just continue to inhale your own flavorful emanations for free. hondo@nypost.com