Hondo threw another splitter last night, cashing with ‘Cuse and getting half-pointed with Rutgers to raise the accounts payable to 3,265 bebans.

Today, Mr. Aitch will take another trip down the Parlay Parkway with Virginia, Vandy, Northwestern, USC, Washington and Wisconsin. Twenty units. Also, 20 on the Rangers to make a loser of Lohse.

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Parents reportedly are upset about a new pink- haired, stiletto-wearing Barbie doll that has tattoos all over her body. Can you blame them? They don’t want their little 6-year girl coming to them and beg ging: “Can I have a tramp stamp like Barbie? Please!!!” Then they have to explain: “No, honey, you don’t want to look like that slut Barbie.”

PLEASE!!!

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