Hondo runs with ‘dogs
First of all, Hondo would like to thank The Post for raising his debt ceiling, which will enable him to continue making his fine daily selections for months to come. And the positive financial news didn’t stop there — the Marlins took care of business last night against the Metamucils to slash the deficit to 1,055 ashburns.
Tonight, His Aitchness will roll with what looks like a pair of hot ‘dogs — 10 units apiece on Liriano and Roy Harvey Oswalt. Sic ’em, boys!
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Scientists say they’ve discovered the “master switch” that controls the fat genes, which could lead to effective treatments for obesity. That could be good news for girthy Michael Moore, who wants to look his best next month when he begins working as a regular on “Countdown” with Gasbag Olbermann, aka Uberdork . . . C. Leier of Jersey claims producers already have decided on a name for the Olbermann- Moore segment: “Dork and Pork.”
