Hondo sweeps!!
Hondo, who misses March already, started the season in Grand fashion yesterday, breezing with the Yanks and rallying with the Reds to put the Day One earnings at 100 pinsons.
Today, Mr. Aitch will make it a true daily double and jeopardize it all with the Rockies — 10 units on Jimenez. Tonight, the bucks are on Showalter — the AL’s answer to Tony “The Genius” La Russa — 10 units on the Orioles.
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Betty White has been signed to host an NBC real ity show in which senior citizens play pranks on younger people. Sources say in the first episode a senior will drop his loaded Depends on someone’s doorstep, light it on fire and wait for the occupant to come outside and stamp it out. . . According to a poll, a majority of young people (ages 18-29) still support Obama. It makes you wonder what kind of education kids are getting these days.
