The A’s minded their P’s and Q’s and came away with a “W” for Mr. Aitch Friday night in Cleveland, which lowered the IOUs to 860 hootons.

Saturday: Hondo will play his aces, Buehrle and Kershaw — 10 units apiece on the Jays and Dodgers. As for the Preak Show, he will participate with a one-unit exacta box involving Dynamic Impact, Social Inclusion and Ride On Curlin.

Jay Z, Beyonce and Sister Slug said in a statement they are moving “forward as a united family” after their recent scrap in an elevator. However, just as a precaution, Jay has decided to wear a cup whenever he kicks it with his sister-in-law. … Hillary Clinton told Barbara Walters she wants to be called “Nana” by her grandchild. However, sources close to the situation say the choice likely will be “Grandma Pantsuit.” As for Bill, the favored name at this point is “Big Papa Peyronie.”