In the latest sign that The End is Neigh, and the clearest sign that some folks have sadly and tragically lost perspective, an Arsenal fan hanged himself after the Gunners lost 4-1 on aggregate to Manchester United in the Champions League semifinal.

Police say Suleiman Alphonso Omondi, a 29-year-old Kenyan living in Nairobi, hanged himself wearing his Arsenal gear after the match. Just a tragic story. This poor guy threw away his life for a filthy-rich bunch of guys who’ll never even know him.