How ironic that Richie Incognito’s NFL career would be laid to rest in a funeral home. The 35-year-old free agent with a long history of bullying, harassment, racial slurs, etc., was booked by police after allegedly threatening to shoot employees at a funeral home. Incognito’s family told him he wasn’t allowed to attend his father’s funeral. He showed, told the funeral director to cut his dad’s head off for research, punched caskets and slammed an urn down. The animal was bonded out of jail on Tuesday. In a related story, the animals on the Barnums Animal Cracker box are out of jail. Bars have been lifted and they’re free to go. PETA said it was about time, but it was time’s up for the zebra and giraffe who had been talking smack to the lion for years.

Looking for the A’s to stop the bleeding. Upstarts are threatening the Astros atop the AL West. Trevor Cahill doing his part. Beat Houston last week, tossing seven shutout innings. Hasn’t pitched as well on the road and takes his turn in Minnesota. We’ll take our chances. 20 units on the A’s.

The first team to 90 losses? The Orioles. Played the Jays scoreless for six innings before losing 6-0. David Hess was good. Toronto’s Thomas Pannone was better. Pitched a one-hitter over seven innings in his first career start. Losses are piling up. Down -828 zoolanders.