Hey, you never know! If you didn’t hit Wednesday night’s Powerball jackpot for $345 million, Saturday night’s Mega-ball jackpot has swelled to $900 million. Odds of winning are 302,000,000-1, or slightly better than Stitches’ odds of finishing the year in the black. … Other jackpot winners this week include Canadian cannabis users who can legally purchase recreational marijuana and U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh who was reportedly very excited about the new Dunkin’ Coffee Porter beer. Because America’s judicial system runs on Dunkin’. … Note to Manny Machado. If Jesus is blocking your path it must be for a good reason.

Fed-up Giants co-owner John Mara: “I think Stitches needs to do a little more winning and a little less talking.” And with those words of wisdom we wisely select the Astros for 20 units in Game 5 of the ALCS on Thursday night at Minute Maid.

The champs are on the ropes. Astros face elimination after losing 8-6 to the Sox. Houston’s Bregman lining out to a diving Benintendi with the bases loaded to end the thriller. Loss leaves us at -875 niekros.