‘Dorf on Pitching earned a bad review from Hondo yesterday when Ohlendorf came up small in St. Louis to reduce the collection of dead presidents to 395 shantzes.

Tonight, he’s woofing about Reyes and Verlander — 10 units on the Braves and Tigers.

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Mommy Ramirez apparently won’t be able to get pregnant, even though he has been caught taking a female fertility drug. Happy Mother’s Day anyway, big guy. . . . Scientists reportedly have discovered more than 200 new frog species in Madagascar. That is ribbitting stuff . . . Porn star Stormy Daniels says she intends to do a “listening tour” of Louisiana as a prelude to a possible run for the U.S. Senate. Hondo’s guessing “listening” is not what Louisianans want from their porn-star-turned Senate candidate.

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