Everybody knows Cristiano Ronaldo is a player in every sense of the word, from footballer to straight-up pimp. But in the Real Madrid superstar’s ongoing quest to bed famous females, he’s thankfully put Paris Hilton way in his rearview mirror and now took Hilton’s former friend Kim Kardashian home with him.

I’m saying CR7 traded up on that one.

The vivacious Kardashian broke up with tailback Reggie Bush of the Super Bowl-winning New Orleans Saints last month. According to this story elsewhere in the Post, she flew to Madrid to watch CR7 play and ended having a “romantic meal” with CR7 at some joint called La Dorado and going back to his palacial abode.

The Real Madrid star has been a regular in Beverly Hills for awhile now, so I guess this was only a matter of time. Anyway, normally I don’t care about who’s-seeing-who off the field, but any gratuitous shots of Miss Kardashian or her heavenly hindquarters is a good thing, right?…