Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Note these changes in your program. On Jan. 1, 2019, Dunkin’ Donuts will be dropping the Donuts and changing it’s name to the more streamlined Dunkin’. Kanye West will hereby be known as Ye and Cardi B is thinking about going with the longer “Cardi B throwin’ chairs and bottles at 3 a.m. and possibly doin’ time after having a baby a month ago.” Over/Under for Monday night’s Chiefs-Broncos game was set high, at 55. Over/Under for new Brett Kavanaugh accusers coming forward set at a more reasonable 4 ¹/₂.

Staying at Wrigley and switching dugouts. Backing the Cubs for 20 units in what is now a do or die game against the Rockies.

Ferris Bueller spent his day off at Wrigley. So did Stitches. Rest day turned into a winning day as the Brewers beat the Cubs 3-1 to be crowned NL Central champs. Cubs managing three hits on the day. Jhoulys Chacin’s only mistake was an Anthony Rizzo solo homer. Victory shaves debt to -872 brodericks.