* I’m going on public record to forewarn you New England chumps that you’re in for the whupping of a lifetime today. My beloved Jets are ready to exact revenge for that Monday night fiasco last month and make a statement to the rest of the league. Gang Green specializes in eliminating Hall of Fame quarterbacks from the playoffs and Tom “Pretty Boy” Brady is next on our list. We’re coming up to that second-rate rat’s nest you have the gall to call a stadium and we’re going to do the Super Bowl Shuffle all over your midfield logo!

EUGENE R. DUNN

Medford, N.Y.

* It’s really not surprising that the Jets do so much trash talking because the reality is they’ve pretty much played like garbage down the stretch. People keep bringing up the 45-3 loss to the Patriots, but let’s not forget the 10-6 loss to the Dolphins and the 38-34 loss to the Bears. So what if they blew out a Bills team that had packed it in and barely sneaked by a very average and injured Colts team in the first round of the playoffs. The Jets know they have no shot of winning, so guys like Antonio Cromartie and Rex “Toe Jam” Ryan babble on to give their fans hope. There is none.

DANNY GREGORY

Saratoga Springs, N.Y.

Insert foot here

* We all know how big Rex Ryan’s mouth is, because somehow he can fit Mrs. Ryan’s foot in there right next to his own foot. If his Jets ever win a Super Bowl, ESPN may have to give the Ryans their own 24/7 talk show.

TED BONCZYK

Red Bank, N.J.

* For the past week, Rex Ryan has been doing everything in his power to get into Tom Brady’s head. Unfortunately, Brady’s arm and feet will have the final say.

BILL GREEN

East Fishkill, N.Y.

Duh blueprint

* One question about former Jets coach Eric Mangini’s blueprint for the Jets to beat the Patriots in their AFC divisional playoff game [The Post and nypost.com, Jan. 15]: Against what team would that blueprint not work? Get off to a fast start (duh), dominate time of possession (duh), run the ball effectively (duh), protect the quarterback (duh), win the turnover battle (duh), stop the run (duh) and win the third-down battle (duh). That being said, how has that plan worked this season against the 2010 Patriots, who won 14 games? I can’t wait for the Jets to be destroyed by the Patriots so they’ll finally have to stop screaming to everybody that they are “the best team in the NFL.”

LOUIE REY

East Meadow, N.Y.

Cro, meet Magnon

* Regarding Antonio Cromartie’s comments about Tom Brady: Anyone who walks out on a pregnant girlfriend, which Brady did to actress Bridget Moynahan several years ago, has earned Cromartie’s expletive in spades.

KURT NIELSEN

Closter, N.J.

Give ‘Bride away

* The Giants’ biggest problem is offensive coordinator Kevin Gilbride and his predictable offense. He doesn’t know that passing out of play-action is the staple of any good offensive football team. His offense lines up the running back 8-yards deep and has the quarterback bring the ball back and hand it off. If Gilbride can’t master play-action, the Giants need to find someone who can.

AL GALPIN

Saratoga Springs, N.Y.

Waste of Cash

* First Brian Cashman swears he won’t sign any type-A free agents because he doesn’t want to give up draft picks, then he gives Rafael Soriano $35 million. What would this guy do for a living if someone took away his checkbook?

ALAN HIRSCHBERG

Forest Hills, N.Y.