Lincecum was brilliant and Hondo was smart enough to pick him last night in Oakland, which pushed the earnings to a robust 520 goslins.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go with those darn Chisox in the big Windy City showdown – 10 units on Buehrle.

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Employees at Google’s offices reportedly are treated to high-tech toilets that provide a “self- cleaning dual-action spray” of water and an air dryer for the aftermath, which eliminates the need for paper. Call Hondo old-fashioned, but hold the spritz – the paper portion of the experience is half the fun … Letterman’s ratings last week tied their lowest ever. Industry analysts attribute it to his re lentless devotion to the tedious “Will It Float” seg ment.

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