Hondo bearing up
Hondo, who has declared a state of emergency in HondoNation because of his raging sea of debt, lost with the Angels last night but scored big time with the Marlins to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 2,365 broglios.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will do some Dempster-diving with the Cubs and also bother Harang for some help — 20 units apiece on the Cubs and Padres.
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Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner reportedly has taken his pregnant wife Huma to Italy for what some are calling a “babymoon.” Hondo sees it more as an “I’m begging you to forgive me for sexting my junk to other women moon” …
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