Hondo, who’s riding that Met Misery Train, com pleted a sweep with the Phillies last night out at Flushing’s Lame Duck Dump to elevate the earnings to a robust 540 ashburns.

Tonight, with the MMT making a stop in Detroit, he’ll continue to rail against the Metamucils – 10 units on Durbin. As for the Belmont, Mr. Aitch, whose selections finished 18th and last in the Derby and Preakness, offers his tentative selections on Page 91. Proceed with caution.

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Sources say Paris Hilton, despite the phony break down and fabricated ailment, wouldn’t agree to leave jail for home detention until the sheriff’s department agreed to continue the random, full-cavity strip searches . . . While Paris’ medical problem remains a mystery, some suggest she could be suffering from a nasty case of Clemens-like fatigued groin. That would dovetail nicely with the theory put forth by emailing stat maven Ed Morris, who suggests her early release was a reward for “a lot of good behavior.”

A fond farewell to Denis Gorman, who leaves The Post after seven years to write for MiLB.com, despite repeated requests that he pull a Billy Donovan.

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