The dreadful Dodgers collapsed collosally last night in Colorado, causing Hondo a bit of financial discomfort as the deficit to grow to 1,235 ceys.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will stick with the Dodgers for a 10-unit play on Chad (not Barbara) Billingsley. Also, he will heed the suspect counsel of none other than Tim “Timmy GoodTimes” Bontemps, who is virtually certain Hellickson will provide a Ray payday — 10 units.

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It’s surprising Joba would break down even though the Yankees took such rigid precautions with him. It could be the arm damage stems from his rigorous weight program with the 12-ounce curls . . . While many are clamoring for nit-twit Anthony Weiner to withdraw, some feel he should stay because he has a big enough upside . . . A-Wad likely fell victim to the Politician’s Peter Principle, which states: At some point in his career, each elected member will rise to his level of sexual decadence.

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