Hondo treaded water yesterday, going down the tubes with the Pirates, but rising from the drain with the Yanks to leave the profits at 390 pagliaronis.

Today, he’ll go with the Bosawx to maul Minny — 10 units on Beckett, that card.

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The Dodgers said yesterday that Mommy Ramirez, suspended 50 games for using a female fertility drug, will spend 7-10 days in the minors before he rejoins the team July 3. That’ll give him a chance to experiment with some new masking techniques and maybe try some old-school cheating methods, such as bat-corking . . . So sad to read that Sergio Garcia is still down in the dumps about being kicked to the curb by his girlfriend. Now he has to deal with an all new grip-and-regrip problem.

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