Slumping and sliding Hondo K’d Friday night with Chicago’s Lovable Losers, who were beaten in Atlanta to expand the NRN (nasty red number) to 2,030 frisches.

Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will give Lackey the menial task of stopping the Metamucils — 10 units on St. Louis.

Oscar De La Hoya is said to be outraged at ESPN. The former boxing champ, no stranger to dressing up in women’s lingerie and high heels, feels he should have won the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPYS. … Hillary Clinton claimed at a town hall meeting Thursday in New Hampshire that when she was a child she wrote to NASA about becoming an astronaut, but was rejected because of her gender. Some say that’s not true; she was rejected because NASA doesn’t make double-wide spacesuits. … Then again, The Portly Pantsuit’s astronaut story has a distinctly similar aroma to her tale about dodging sniper fire on a tarmac in Bosnia.