There were no Minny happy returns for Hondo last night, as Kaz & Co. cuffed the Twins in St. Pete to slice the earnings to 670 andujars.

Today, he’ll refrain from Dempster diving and instead put his disposable dead presidents on Looper, who should be super – 10 units on the Cards.

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Pingping, the world’s shortest man at 2 feet, 5 inches, visited the Big Apple last week but left disap pointed because he was unable to meet his favorite sports columnist, Lupelupe.

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