Hondo was rained out with the Twins and blown out with the Angels last night, which sent the debt to sky rocketing to 1,480 olivas.

Today, in the Detroit double-dip, he’s counting on Blackburn to come up big for Minny in the opener and Zoolander to pose problems for the Twins in the nightcap. Ten units apiece. Also, 10 on the Rangers to give the Angels some hell.

An Obama task force is just about ready to free 75 more terrorists from Guantanamo. The only hold-up is finding the right island resort to place them . . . There’s no truth to the rumor that Phil Mickelson’s new wide stance on the putting green was taught to him by toe-tapper Larry Craig.

hondo@nypost.com