The Angels were evil to Hondo last night, getting whipped by the White Sox to cause the debt to bounce back up to 1,055 newhousers.

Tonight, in the big ace v. ace faceoff in Miami, Mr. Aitch will back the homeboy — 10 units on Johnson over Halladay. Also, he will test the “post-no-hitter letdown theory” by ordering the Porcello in Minny — 10 units on the Tigers.

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Whitney Houston reportedly is back in rehab. Word is she knew it was time to go when she caught herself singing her big hit, “I Will Always Love You,” to her crack pipe . . . News that Osama bin Laden was a user of “natural Viagra” could explain why ini tial reports about his demise had him “reaching for his gun.”

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