The Marlins swam to Hondo’s rescue last night as they rallied past the Metamucils to offset his loss with the Bucs (and then some) and increase the earnings to 85 burlesons.

Tonight, he’ll take another dip into the college football pool with the over (671/2) in the Oklahoma- Tulsa game. Ten units.

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Daffy Dan Rather is suing CBS for $70 mil because he says the network made him a “scapegoat” after it was proven he delivered a bogus report about Du bya’s National Guard service. You can’t make this stuff up; you can’t, but Dan can . . . Congratulations, Oscar Pereiro.

For Mr. Aitch’s NFL selections, see Page 115.

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