Hondo was on his way to a victory yesterday until the Metamucils’ bullpen, aka The Imploders, ruined the fun and sent the deficit soaring to 1,490 peskys.

Today, Mr. Aitch expects the Rays to pummel Slosh Beckett — 10 units on the one and only Jimmy Shields.

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More than 20 people fainted during a speech Obama gave Saturday in Roanoke, Va. When your campaign speeches become so predictable and boring that your supporters start dropping in droves, it’s probably an indication it’s time to go … The running of the bulls came to a conclusion yesterday. Geez, where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday the first idiot was getting trampled.