Hondo diluted his big NLDS score with the Cards by losing a series play on the Diamondbacks as well as a Fresno State investment, so the debt fell only slightly to 2,215 kalines.

Today, Mr. Aitch expects help sooner rather than later from Oklahoma, Va. Tech and Auburn. As for the ALCS, his soul goal is to cash with Motown — 20 units on the Tigers to advance. And that will begin tonight with Zoolander — 20 on Detroit to menace Mr. Wilson.

Michael Moore complained last week that greedy bankers “are trying to turn our democracy into a kleptocracy.” Good point. If the bankers have all the cash, how will fat filmmakers like Moore be able to buy their junk food?

Good news on the obesity front: the percentage of obese Americans dropped from 26.6 to 25.8 during the recent third quarter. Bad news on the obesity front: the percentage of obese Americans will skyrocket during the binge-eating frenzy of the upcoming holiday season.

hondo@nypost.com