Hondo had his winning streak halted at eight on Sunday when the overrated Lovable Losers from Chicago were thoroughly thrashed by the Mets, which reduced the earnings to 2,556 boudreaus.

Monday: Mr. Aitch will try to get back on track with Salazar and the Tribe — 20 units on Danny to be a boon to the bottom line.

Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who was about to urinate near Brinkley’s Sag Harbor property on Saturday night. Looking on the bright side, at least it wasn’t her ex-husband, do-it-yourself aficionado Peter Cook, out there engaging in his favorite hobby … N.J. Senator Cory Booker hinted on Sunday he is being vetted by the Clinton campaign as a potential running mate for the Crats’ presumptive nominee. He’d be a good choice because both possess fertile imaginations, with Booker having been busted a few years ago for talking frequently about a fictional drug dealer friend of his named “T-Bone.” The Senator and The Portly Pantsuit could have a fascinating discussion on the campaign trail about what T-Bone would have done had he come under heavy imaginary sniper fire in Bosnia.