Hondo took a beating with the Caps last night but avoided the hockey horror show when the Blackhawks came through for him, so the debt climbed only to 1,915 raschis.

Today, Happy Halloween! In lieu of candy, Hondo would prefer to be treated to victories with the Bear cats by day and Pettitte by night — 10 units apiece on Cincy and the Yanks.

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Don’t know about you, but Hondo’s going to miss suspended anchor Dominic Carter’s hard-hitting re ports on NY1 . . . Hillary told members of the Pakistan government it’s “hard to believe” they don’t know where bin Laden is hiding. While she has her double wide pantsuit in a bunch about that, she might also want to grill Bill about why he didn’t take out OBL when given the chance.

hondo@nypost.com