Hondo plunged deeper into the abyss last night when the wobbly Brew Crew was unable to hold down the Small Bears, causing the runaway deficit to soar to a season-high 1,450 hoaks.

Tonight, he’s looking for the elusive 4-bagger with Pavano, Gee, Sanchez and that old salt, Morton. Ten units apiece on the Twins, Metamucils, Marlins and Pirates.

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Airline sources say officials now suspect that a German man who took his clothes off during a flight from Madrid to Frankfort was suffering from a case of Weinerial Disease — the compulsion to show your privates to the public because you are 100 percent certain they desperately want to see it.

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What do LeBron James and the Lincoln-Sudbury HS Volleyball team have in common? Absolutely nothing. While LeBron remains ring-less, T-Neph and the Lincoln-Sudbury Warriors won the Mass. State championship over Haverhill this week — cause for a HondoNation celebration on both counts. Cheers!

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