Thanks to one of the Hardy boys, Hondo resumed his winning ways last night as he hit with the Brew ers to put the earnings back at 800 malzones.

Today, he’ll cut to the Chacin – 10 units on To ronto to tattoo Trachsel, the tedious twirler.

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Hillary says if she gets to the Oval Office in ’09, “I’m afraid I’m going to lift up the rug and I’m going to see so much stuff under there.” She might even find a thong or two or maybe even some sediment left over from Bill’s glory days.

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